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" A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her. "
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internetexplorers:

do u ever start typing a text post and think “wow just shut the fuck up” to yourself

(via cowboys-andangels)

Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
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In College there is no assigned seating

guruthethird:

diaryofakanemem:

But there is a unwritten rule if im sitting in the same spot for 2 months, dont be a fuckboy and sit there. 

No really. I’ve contemplated murder for shit like this.

(Source: jayyyare, via nctruecountrygirl)

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